A mother and her young daughter are cleaning up the breakfast table when the daughter asks, "Mom, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a bit and then says, “Well, love, when a mommy and a daddy fall in love, they get married. And at night in their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and they make a baby.” The daughter looks puzzled, so the mother explains. “That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy’s vagina. That’s how mommies get a baby, love.” The daughter seems to get it and nods. “Oh, I see. But the other night when I came into your room, you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” "A new pearl necklace, my dear".
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Because they don't have the guts.
He said he was feeling light-headed.
... they might both be alive today.
Of course you haven't because you can't hear him.
Bo-ne, Is it bad?
On a dude ranch.
After she knocked 5 times she got frustrated and said "you're supposed to say who's there" I told her I was a millennial and we refuse to answer the door.
Por qué.
I just read that weight watchers declared bankruptcy. In England they were getting lots of people to sign up, but ultimately it wasn’t profitable - they were losing pounds left and right.
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